The following is an in-depth analysis of shock sites and shock media, and how much they shock. They will be rated from one to ten in shock factor. Young children, catholic nuns, and lawyers need not view the following. Shock by shock, I will take each one for the team, and prepare all of my fellow internetians for when they encounter one of these unexpectedly.

Here, my friends, is some of the worst the internet currently has to offer (That is, legally). I do not wish to delve into some of the more risky material that is available on the internet, which would make even Sylvester Stallone falter, if just for a moment.

Goatse
Perhaps the one that started it all, Goatse has recieved the most media attention out of all shock media on the internet. Originally goatse.cx, the mighty power of the law caused the original site to go down, but the image persists to this day, on other mirrors, and in the eyes and hearts of the many who succumbed to its glory.
There’s no light on the end of that tunnel.
Rating: 53% gay

Lemon Party
At first glance one could hypothesize that this web page is a harmless portrayal of a party between lemons. This person would actually be correct, though not to their own benefit. Dictionary.com reports a lemon as being a yellow oval fruit with juicy acidic flesh. Perhaps I chose the wrong definition, but it still works in my explanation. I am not exactly sure on what testicles taste like, but should they contain a pH of below 7, one could argue that testicles are yellow and oval, and perhaps a fruit as they contain seeds. I would ask that this argument never be made, however.
It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to.
Rating: 100% sure it’s gay

Meat Spin
Meatspin holds a special place in my heart. Kind of like that one flash video that was guaranteed to make you laugh, Meatspin just has that quirky personality that causes you to become addicted. Perhaps its the song, perhaps its the spinning. Kind of like someone with epilepsy around flashing colors, Meatspin has spinning meat, and a classic 80’s tune.
You spin me right round baby right round.
Rating: 80% chance I would listen to it just for the song.

2 Girls 1 Cup
2 girls 1 cup starts out just fine, a video of two inbred girls getting it on, yee haw. But that’s when the breast milk turns a little sour. What was some lesbian action degrades into some one-on-one shit eating. Yes, you are subjected to one cup, mind you, of shit, and 2 girls. So actually, you can’t really complain about having seen the site, because in this case the url was quite correct. It is what is in the cup that is of the greatest importance. I like to pretend that the two girls are Graham Chapman and Terry Gilliam, and they’re after the holy grail.
I always liked Rocky Road.
Rating: 80% shitty

Mr. Hands (More Info | Watch Video)
Though not a shock site, Mr. Hands is special in that he is the first man to ever die from being anally penetrated by a gigantic horse phallus. Indeed, the Equine flesh saber has been used for many things, but few men have ever withstood its raw power. Mr. Hands was the first man to ever be recorded doing such an act, and for this, he shall forever be remembered.
Ride on, black stallion.
Rating: 100% the worst colonoscopy ever

Swap.avi
Perhaps best told by the purveyors themselves, it is the most glorious of videos. Long story short, several years ago, $500 was raised by the members of SomethingAwful forums to pay several Brazilian girls to swap a certain substance in a school classroom. Well that substance was shit and vomit, and it has the prestige of possibly being the most gruesome footage that the internet has produced to date. That didn’t stop me. If you note I have not linked you to the video. Being rather difficult to find these days, rather than host it myself, I would prefer to leave this, for those of you who are strong enough, as a quest to undertake, should you be so inclined to find it. Thus ends my long run-on sentence.
Scatterrific!
Rating: 100% dookie

The following are some short ones that I didn’t feel like typing up and/or are just networked shock sites of the ones above. The ones above are the most prominent today.

Tubgirl - Girl doodoo in bathtub. Defunct.
Blink-182 - This shit is bananas.
Your Mom - Your mom and a song.
Yellaface - I don’t feel like looking.
Stagparty - Meh.
Whoomp - This one’s not so bad if you like nerf.
Macory - Try and catch me riding dirty.
The Willpower - What you dream of doing.