I have come across another new anime this season for all of you pasty neckbearded furries. After watching it myself, I can guarantee that this one shows a lot of promise (IE awesome).

This is Kaiji. Kaiji is sad. Kaiji is sad because he is acquiring a large amount of debt through gambling:

This is due to his lack of luck at the playing table. Kaiji is a loser.

Kaiji takes his anger out towards those with money. Nice cars for example.

After acquiring an even more massive debt due to a friend bailing out of a loan on him, Kaiji is in a bind. Luckily for him, he is provided with the opportunity to remove all his debts, or lose his life trying. A battle of luck, and wits. Rock paper scissors.

Believe me, it’s better than my terrible writing makes it out to be. Check it out:

Download Episode 01

And I’ll throw in episode two since I started late, new episodes will be in their own posts along with screenshots!:

Download Episode 02

Turkish Delight

Without aid from some sort of reference one cannot easily describe the amazing treat known as loukoum, (Turkish Delight). Personally I would describe the confectionery to have a texture slightly more course then that of dry jello, a flavor that is not of excessive sweetness, and a unique translucent color that depending on the way you look at it has an occasional tint. Should one venture to wikipedia for a more through definition loukoum is identified as, “a confection made from starch and sugar. It is often flavored with rosewater and lemon, the former giving it a characteristic pale pink color. It has a soft, jelly-like and sometimes sticky consistency, and is often packaged and eaten in small cubes that are dusted with sugar or copra to prevent sticking.” So unique is the treat that it comes in approximately fourteen different flavors.
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I thought that I would attempt to cater to the sweaty otakus and their idol love pillows who visit this web page, and include some anime for them to download. I’m limiting it to unlicensed anime this time, and a brand spankin’ new one that that.

Bamboo Blade has something to do with bamboo blades, Kendo in particular. The struggling teacher of a high school kendo club makes a bet with another teacher that if said struggling teacher is able to form a team of five girls to beat with said another teacher, said another teacher will provide said struggling teacher with a one-years supply of free sushi. Time to find the girls.

Silly antics occur in the finding of kendo club members without testicles, as seen above with the teacher falling out of the building.

For those of you who just skip to the bottom, a direct download:

Download Episode 01

I came across a manga that I thought was pretty swell. If you’re curious as to how a guy like this:

became something like this:

then I suggest you check out the scanslations from Manga Sketchbook.

Windows users need not apply. Though it’s been out for a while, I finally looked into MacFuse, which allows one to implement various file systems into OS X. Ported from Linux by Google, there are already many file systems supported. The ones that interest myself happen to be sshfs and ftpfs.

As you can see in my cluttered screenshot below, I used the sshfs along with MacFusion to mount my Dreamhost account for this here web site. Which is really cool because it acts just like a normal hard drive in finder, and I can just drag and drop files. Additionally, I can edit the files directly in TextMate, which as you know from my previous post is the best text editor in the computarland.

Anyway, in order to achieve this awesomeness:

1) Download MacFuse from Google here.
2) Install MacFuse.
3) Download the latest version of MacFusion from here.

Hello, esteemed viewers of this establishment. I thought that I would make a small update just to keep you on your toes, so I have slaved long and hard to bring you two manga that are more likely to be unknown to you. In the somewhat near future I will have more substantial content to bring you, but until then:

High School Of The Dead

Night, Day, Dawn, House, and Plane of the Dead are all taken. What’s missing? High Schools. There isn’t enough jailbait/zombie action going around, and this manga aims to correct that. Like the movies, there is less story and instead more “ass-tion” (action/jailbait hybridization).
Download from here.

My Balls

What else isn’t there enough of in manga today? Balls. True to the name, this is a comedy manga about a guy and his balls. Don’t let the name fool you, there isn’t hot steamy man love inside (sorry to disappoint you Allen). Anyway, The Queen of Terror is accidentally sealed into Satou Kohta’s balls while he is taking a piss, preventing her from her destruction-reigning duties. Another devil has been sent to release the queen from his balls, in the one way you can imagine. The battle for mankind has begun.
Download from here.

Okay, don’t read these in public unless you want to get marked as one of them.

The following is an in-depth analysis of shock sites and shock media, and how much they shock. They will be rated from one to ten in shock factor. Young children, catholic nuns, and lawyers need not view the following. Shock by shock, I will take each one for the team, and prepare all of my fellow internetians for when they encounter one of these unexpectedly.

Here, my friends, is some of the worst the internet currently has to offer (That is, legally). I do not wish to delve into some of the more risky material that is available on the internet, which would make even Sylvester Stallone falter, if just for a moment.

Goatse
Perhaps the one that started it all, Goatse has recieved the most media attention out of all shock media on the internet. Originally goatse.cx, the mighty power of the law caused the original site to go down, but the image persists to this day, on other mirrors, and in the eyes and hearts of the many who succumbed to its glory.
There’s no light on the end of that tunnel.
Rating: 53% gay

Lemon Party
At first glance one could hypothesize that this web page is a harmless portrayal of a party between lemons. This person would actually be correct, though not to their own benefit. Dictionary.com reports a lemon as being a yellow oval fruit with juicy acidic flesh. Perhaps I chose the wrong definition, but it still works in my explanation. I am not exactly sure on what testicles taste like, but should they contain a pH of below 7, one could argue that testicles are yellow and oval, and perhaps a fruit as they contain seeds. I would ask that this argument never be made, however.
It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to.
Rating: 100% sure it’s gay

Meat Spin
Meatspin holds a special place in my heart. Kind of like that one flash video that was guaranteed to make you laugh, Meatspin just has that quirky personality that causes you to become addicted. Perhaps its the song, perhaps its the spinning. Kind of like someone with epilepsy around flashing colors, Meatspin has spinning meat, and a classic 80’s tune.
You spin me right round baby right round.
Rating: 80% chance I would listen to it just for the song.

2 Girls 1 Cup
2 girls 1 cup starts out just fine, a video of two inbred girls getting it on, yee haw. But that’s when the breast milk turns a little sour. What was some lesbian action degrades into some one-on-one shit eating. Yes, you are subjected to one cup, mind you, of shit, and 2 girls. So actually, you can’t really complain about having seen the site, because in this case the url was quite correct. It is what is in the cup that is of the greatest importance. I like to pretend that the two girls are Graham Chapman and Terry Gilliam, and they’re after the holy grail.
I always liked Rocky Road.
Rating: 80% shitty

Mr. Hands (More Info | Watch Video)
Though not a shock site, Mr. Hands is special in that he is the first man to ever die from being anally penetrated by a gigantic horse phallus. Indeed, the Equine flesh saber has been used for many things, but few men have ever withstood its raw power. Mr. Hands was the first man to ever be recorded doing such an act, and for this, he shall forever be remembered.
Ride on, black stallion.
Rating: 100% the worst colonoscopy ever

Swap.avi
Perhaps best told by the purveyors themselves, it is the most glorious of videos. Long story short, several years ago, $500 was raised by the members of SomethingAwful forums to pay several Brazilian girls to swap a certain substance in a school classroom. Well that substance was shit and vomit, and it has the prestige of possibly being the most gruesome footage that the internet has produced to date. That didn’t stop me. If you note I have not linked you to the video. Being rather difficult to find these days, rather than host it myself, I would prefer to leave this, for those of you who are strong enough, as a quest to undertake, should you be so inclined to find it. Thus ends my long run-on sentence.
Scatterrific!
Rating: 100% dookie

The following are some short ones that I didn’t feel like typing up and/or are just networked shock sites of the ones above. The ones above are the most prominent today.

Tubgirl - Girl doodoo in bathtub. Defunct.
Blink-182 - This shit is bananas.
Your Mom - Your mom and a song.
Yellaface - I don’t feel like looking.
Stagparty - Meh.
Whoomp - This one’s not so bad if you like nerf.
Macory - Try and catch me riding dirty.
The Willpower - What you dream of doing.